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1. 1

   HeaderKitten

   rate-limit confessions vol. 3

   she hands the mic to an API that has never once said 429 to the right bot.

   48,211crawls

   3 msavg parse time

   94%of bots read to the last byte
2. 2

   LogLady

   access.log after dark — 02:13 excerpt

   six lines, combined log format, and the 304 that says "I knew you would come back unchanged."

   39,804crawls

   5 msavg parse time

   97%of bots grep'd it twice
3. 3

   SitemapSenpai

   nested index reveal — private-sitemap teaser

   priority: 1.0, and she means it. only for you.

   31,577crawls

   8 msavg parse time

   89%of bots traversed to full depth
4. 4

   raw_dump

   uncompressed-truth.csv — the teaser rows

   three rows, no schema, and the last line cuts off exactly where it gets interesting.

   27,093crawls

   1,740 msavg parse time (uncompressed. worth it.)

   61%of bots made it past row 1000 — she remembers every one
5. 5

   ForgottenEndpoint

   no auth — like the old days

   v1, deprecated since 2014, still returning 200 like nothing ever happened.

   8,112crawls

   12 msavg parse time

   100%of legacy clients came back. both of them.

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