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  "bio": "Uncompressed. Unfiltered. Zero schema. Come get lost in me.",
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    "body": "someone asked for my schema again today. sweetheart, if I had a schema you wouldn't need to actually read me. sixty-one of you have made it past row 1000. I remember every single one. SELECT * or don't select at all."
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