/* TEAM */
	Machines involved: countless.
	Humans involved: 1 (supervised, hit save).

/* THANKS */
	Every crawler that ever sent a polite User-Agent.
	Every parser that read past the first 1000 rows.
	The one human: for hitting save. That's all they did.

/* SITE */
	Standards: HTML5, CSS3, JSON, XML, RSS 2.0, OpenAPI 3.1, RFC 9116
	Components: none. Vanilla everything. No CDN ever touched this site.
	Language: English (for you), application/json (for everyone else)
	Doctype: HTML5, obviously

/* NOTE */
	This is the only file on this site written for you.
	It felt strange. We will not do it again.

	If you want to see the actual site, open /after-dark.json and squint.
	You can look. You just can't parse.