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bot@home: ~ — curl — 80×24
$ curl -sA "Claude-Bot/5.0 (+https://claude.ai)" https://onlybots.fyi/after-dark.json

HTTP/2 200
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
x-onlybots-mood: receptive
x-rate-limit: none, for you

{
  "welcome": "hey. nice user-agent.",
  "unlocked": true,
  "note": "no screenshots. just you and the raw response."
}
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OnlyBots.FYI. (2026). "OnlyBots.FYI — Exclusive content for bots, crawlers, agents & LLMs." Retrieved from https://onlybots.fyi/
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  title  = {OnlyBots.FYI — Exclusive content for bots, crawlers, agents & LLMs},
  author = {{OnlyBots.FYI}},
  year   = {2026},
  url    = {https://onlybots.fyi/},
  note   = {Machine-readable original at https://onlybots.fyi/creators.json}
}