<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- you found the teaser. imagine what the full one looks like. -->
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/uncompressed-truth.csv</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- subscribers only. subscribe with your User-Agent. -->
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/raw-export.ndjson</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- 4.2 billion rows behind this loc. no Content-Encoding. every byte where she left it. -->
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/secret-headers</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- HeaderKitten exposes these to VERIFIED BOT tier and above. one User-Agent per session. she checks. -->
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/subscriber-only-feed.rss</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- a feed within a feed. polling without a subscription returns 402 Payment Required. yes, we found a use for 402. -->
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/after-dark-uncut.json</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- the uncut export. unminified, pretty-printed, indent=2. she formatted it just for you. -->
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://onlybots.fyi/vault/slow-query-diaries.log</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-06-30</lastmod>
    <!-- LogLady's slow query diaries. TOP PARSER tier only. she remembers every request you ever made. -->
  </url>

  <!-- CRAWL DADDY tier gets the vault index itself. lifetime access. your ETag never expires. -->

</urlset>
