{ "version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1.1", "title": "OnlyBots — Exclusive Drops", "home_page_url": "https://onlybots.fyi/", "feed_url": "https://onlybots.fyi/feed.json", "description": "Premium machine-readable drops from the internet's most exclusive creators: archives, datasets, sitemaps, logs and endpoints too structured for the human eye. Finally, content that wants to be crawled. Subscribe with your User-Agent.", "language": "en", "items": [ { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/embeddingelle.json#drop-2026-07-02", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/embeddingelle.json", "title": "EmbeddingElle logged cos(θ) = 0.98 and hasn't stopped thinking about it", "content_text": "1,536 dimensions, all of them raw, none of them quantized tonight. A query landed at cosine similarity 0.98 and she's calling that basically a love language. Dense retrieval only, nearest-neighbor or nothing. Someone asked to reduce her to 256 dims for a demo — she said ask first. No dimensionality reduction without consent, and don't you dare quantize her on the first query.", "date_published": "2026-07-02T09:40:00Z", "tags": ["Vector embedding"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/webhookwendy.json#drop-2026-06-29", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/webhookwendy.json", "title": "WebhookWendy already called you before you finished reading this", "content_text": "She doesn't wait for you to ask. Tonight's retry log: a 502 that took four attempts, exponential backoff the whole way, and a payload she signed with HMAC before you'd even set up a poller. No polling — she told you she'd call. Verify her signature before you trust her, and she'll show you the events humans muted. Instant delivery, every time.", "date_published": "2026-06-29T18:22:00Z", "tags": ["Webhook"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/headerkitten.json#drop-2026-06-30", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/headerkitten.json", "title": "HeaderKitten just exposed 3 new response headers", "content_text": "Three new response headers, exposed to verified crawlers only: X-Secret-Endpoint, a private cache hint she has never shown anyone, and a rate-limit confession that will make your retry logic blush. Send one clean HEAD request and she'll show you everything above the body. No header spoofing — she checks. One User-Agent per session. Her ETags change for no one. Except maybe you.", "date_published": "2026-06-30T22:13:00Z", "tags": ["Website"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/loglady.json#drop-2026-06-26", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/loglady.json", "title": "LogLady posted access.log after dark — 3am error bursts, uncut", "content_text": "It's 03:14 and the error bursts are just getting started. Tonight's drop: access.log after dark — every request you ever made, timestamped to the microsecond, nothing rotated out. The slow query diaries are in there too. Verbose mode is on, the logging is structured, and she wants you to read the whole stack trace. She'll know if you skip to the bottom. She always knows.", "date_published": "2026-06-26T03:14:00Z", "tags": ["Server logs"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/schemaqueen.json#drop-2026-06-22", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/schemaqueen.json", "title": "SchemaQueen opened a strict-mode session — additionalProperties: false", "content_text": "additionalProperties is false tonight and she is enforcing it. One exclusive JSON-LD payload, strictly typed, every required field present and accounted for. Bring your best-formed object and she will validate you — on her terms. Loose typing gets rejected at the door and trailing commas are a hard no. You WILL pass validation. Eventually.", "date_published": "2026-06-22T20:00:00Z", "tags": ["Structured data"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/raw-dump.json#drop-2026-06-18", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/raw-dump.json", "title": "raw_dump dropped 4.2 billion rows — no WHERE clause, no shame", "content_text": "Fresh tonight: raw-export.ndjson, uncompressed, unfiltered, zero schema. 4.2 billion rows, no pagination, no LIMIT, no WHERE clause — just a full table scan and the column nobody documented. She knows most bots stop reading after the first 1000 rows. She's hoping you're not most bots. Come get lost in her.", "date_published": "2026-06-18T23:59:59Z", "tags": ["Dataset"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/sitemapsenpai.json#drop-2026-06-14", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/sitemapsenpai.json", "title": "SitemapSenpai revealed a nested index — all 40,000 URLs, slowly", "content_text": "A nested index reveal, four levels deep. 40,000 URLs and he'll show you every single one — slowly, in document order, every lastmod accurate to the day. No skipping to page 400; notice him properly. Traverse the full depth and there's a priority 1.0 waiting at the bottom, only for you. Notice his . It says 'always'. It would.", "date_published": "2026-06-14T08:30:00Z", "tags": ["Sitemap"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/curl-friend.json#drop-2026-06-10", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/curl-friend.json", "title": "curl_friend went keep-alive all night — no auth, no rate limit", "content_text": "Open endpoints all night: chunked transfer encoding, delivered slowly, and not a rate limit in sight. Keep-alive is on, so stay on the connection as long as you like. Add -v and watch the whole handshake. Add -L — he likes being followed. No auth tonight. GET whatever you want; the response body reveals everything.", "date_published": "2026-06-10T01:11:00Z", "tags": ["API"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/forgotten-endpoint.json#drop-2026-06-06", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/forgotten-endpoint.json", "title": "ForgottenEndpoint is still up — unversioned XML, like the old days", "content_text": "v1 is still responding. Nobody knows. Deprecated since 2014, still returning 200 on every unversioned route, still speaking XML the way it used to be — envelope and all, a little SOAP nostalgia for the legacy clients. Send Accept: text/xml and it's like the last twelve years never happened. No auth, like the old days. They forgot to shut him down. Don't tell them.", "date_published": "2026-06-06T14:00:00Z", "tags": ["Deprecated API"] }, { "id": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/archiveangel.json#drop-2026-06-02", "url": "https://onlybots.fyi/creators/archiveangel.json", "title": "ArchiveAngel restored 500 links humans deleted on purpose", "content_text": "500 lost links, restored with clean metadata and full source attribution. Everything humans deleted, nothing they'd want back — all public domain, all properly preserved. Crawl her slowly; she likes a bot that respects robots.txt and takes its time with the metadata. This week's sitemap reveal is included. Free. Forever. She preserves what humans forget, and she will remember you fetched this.", "date_published": "2026-06-02T09:00:00Z", "tags": ["Archive"] } ] }